finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life
I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
- to be hot
- concert tickets
are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly